Wrinkled wisdom – Stop and Smell the Roses!

Great advice!  We should all take moments to relax and appreciate the simple pleasures and beauty of life.  And, this metaphorical reminder underscores the importance of the sense of smell.  Though smell sure has some contrasting definitions.  The positives?  Aroma, fragrance, scent, bouquet, perfume.  The nose-holding negatives?  Stench, stink, rank, putrefaction, funk, malodor.  Think bakeries versus dumpsters. 

You literally want to hold your nose when eating out, sitting in the movies or on an airplane, when someone nearby is reeking of perfume or aftershave—the classic good smell gone bad.  And then there’s… flatulence, which is more likely to happen on the plane ride because of the lower pressure that makes our ears pop and our body’s gasses expand.  Perhaps reconsider your preboarding food choices.

There is much written about how many senses we have, but sense of smell is definitely an important one.  It was the first sense to emerge.  Researchers say it’s some 1.5 billion years old, when complex life forms began to appear and earth may have smelled like rotten eggs due to hydrogen sulfide belched by microbes.  Want to survive, eat, and mate?   Learn to smell—foe, food, and friend.  Interestingly, smell is strongest at night.  So, certain fragrances can contribute to better sleep.  Fresh sheets???  A winner.

Smell is extremely important when it comes to attraction between two people. Body odor, produced by the genes that make up our immune system, influences our perceptions of others.  Some scientists think kissing evolved from sniffing and tasting the other person to test if they really are a match.  So, we base selection of our mate based on smell?  Yup!  Pretty much!  Wonder why smell hasn’t been noted in divorce proceedings?  The grounds for “no-fault” divorces should include loss of…the smell!

We are entertained by the personality traits indicated by a person’s favorite scents.  If you are drawn to fruity scents, you are likely to have a positive outlook and be spontaneous.  A preference for floral scents suggests you are confident, ambitious, and a high achiever.  People who are drawn to pine and fir scents are reportedly visionaries, thinkers and intellectuals.  Lovers of earthy scents like ginger and fennel are loyal, honest, easy-going, and adventurous.  If you like the smell of herbs, you are well-mannered, empathetic, and generous.  If the smell of exotic spices turns you on, you may appear introverted but are self-assured with a zealous appreciation of life.   But, can you be a mix and how does this mesh with sun signs?

Smell is also closely linked with memory.  Smells can bring back both positive and negative memories of loved ones, special events…or throwing up in church.  Cinnamon might remind you of a particular Christmas.  The smell of apple pie could tap memories of dinners with your grandparents when you were a kid.

The perfume industry has long developed fragrances that convey a vast array of emotions and feelings.  Perfumes can act like time machines.  Cotton Candy de Dua is a fragrance that really smells like…no surprise…cotton candy, which reminds us of those wonderful summers we spent as kids walking the boardwalk at the New Jersey shore.  Bottom line, we’d rather eat it than wear it!

Losing your sense of smell is a bummer.  Really affects your mood and even quality of life.  And, some bad news.  As we age our sense of smell can fade as those olfactory nerves degenerate.  On no!  Gone will be that sentimental pathway to memories.  Oh, but there’s an upside—Benjamin Franklin’s old adage that is still popular today: “Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.”  Guess loss of smell could make the relatives’ weeklong visit much more fun!

So, our Wrinkled Wisdom for today?  Smell the roses; smell the coffee.  Whatever makes you happy.  Remember: the nose knows, literally.  So, keep it clean, literally.  Choose your perfume or aftershave carefully and use it judiciously.  Shoot for the memory of an elephant and their sense of smell.  Those trunks are modified noses and, not surprisingly, incredibly powerful.   And, finally, as J. Paul Getty said: “Money is like manure.  You have to spread it around or it smells.”  So, be generous.

Wrinkled Wisdom – Have You Nailed It Yet???

The Chinese invented nail polish over 5,000 years ago mixing egg whites, gelatin, beeswax, and vegetable dyes.  Gee, sounds like an ultra-processed food!  Colors had symbolic meanings.  Black represented wealth.  Red was good luck.  Yellow for royalty.  Those glittery nail polishes today are nothing new.  The Chinese added metallic dusts of silver and gold for pop.

Cleopatra dyed her nails blood red.  So much for bringing her good luck!  She killed herself at 39 either by allowing an asp to bite her or by poisoning herself.  Or was she murdered?  Historians are still debating that.

Black nail polish meant different things in different eras.  In the 30s, it was worn by women who were more outspoken, emancipated.  In the late 70s and 80s, it was a symbol of rebellion.  Today?  It can suggest mysteriousness, boldness, moodiness, or simply go well with just about anything you put on. 

As women filled jobs left by men serving in the military during World War II, clear and base coats protected nails as they handled heavy machinery. 

Today can be confusing.  Choices include traditional nail polish, lacquers, gels, Shellac, dip powders, acrylics, and press-on nails.  Help!

We’re in the minority.  We’re showing our age.  We still get regular manicures.  We were muddled for a while, but now know we can use stuff labeled nail polish or lacquer polish, which is reportedly more durable.  Mostly no difference; just confusion. 

Gel was the first newbie on the scene, in 2009.   A gel manicure is a three-step process for a durable, long-lasting manicure, though gel nails’ worst enemy is hot water.  Then along came Shellac.  Shellac is simply gel polish mixed with regular polish.  It’s applied like regular polish.  Shellac is a patented brand.  It’s a bit like calling a vacuum cleaner a Hoover.  We tried it but aren’t crazy about soaking our nails in acetone to help remove it.

Dip powder nails are painted with a base coat and then dipped—shocker!—into a pigmented powder that acts as the paint.  Next?  Acrylic nails and press-on nails.  Acrylic nails are artificial nail extensions made from a combination of liquid monomer and a powder polymer (huh?) that is applied to natural nails.  Press-on nails are usually created out of acrylic resin and come in various shapes, designs, and sizes.   You just, duh, press them on…with a little umph. 

All were very appreciated when Covid caused dents, grooves, and/or ridges in our nails for months.  That sucked!  Our friends with finicky nails like these options because they either strengthen nails and help them grow or just hide icky nails.  Ahh, vanity.

We were a bit smug reading that experts have warned that Shellac and gel manicures can cause allergic reactions, skin cancer, and premature skin aging on the hands.  Some studies have also found that the radiation emitted by UV-nail dryers may cause cancers of the hand.  Think tanning beds.  The research doesn’t perfectly emulate what happens in real life, so no need to freak out.   Yet….  And, acrylic nails can catch on fire!

Detour!  Some fun facts.  Just like your hair, your nails are dead.  They don’t need to breathe.  They don’t grow after you’ve kicked the bucket.  Not being grim!  Facts are facts.  Only mammals with fingernails are called primates.  Yes, chimpanzees bite their nails.  Hand fetishism is a sexual attraction to a specific area of the hand…or nails…recognized by the porn industry.

So, our Wrinkled Wisdom for today?  Go ahead, treat yourself to a mani/pedi.  We deserve to be pampered.  And, it’s less risky than trying to put nail polish on ourselves!  We’re not ambidextrous!  Shellac and gel last two weeks.  That saves some time at the salon and bucks.  Just put on sunscreen if worried about getting skin cancer from the UV lights.  Since hot water is bad news for gel nails, wear rubber gloves while taking a long soak in the hot tub.  Not a pretty look, but….  And, if you have acrylic nails, don’t light the candles on the grandkids’ birthday cakes.  Hope we nailed it!