Ghosts!!?? Apparitions of some sort!!??
Okay, we don’t believe in ghosts. But, what are those flickers of light in the corners of our eyes that create the illusion of elusive shadows lurking around the house?
Time to visit the eye doctor for a reality check. Hmmm. Just manifestations of eye issues, we’re told— “floaters,” leaky vitreous fluid, double vision (there are not two dogs coming toward you), macular pucker, stressed retinas, cataracts (get the upgraded lens), and corneal conditions….take your pick.
Ah…..another sign of aging.
Everyday visual challenges are exasperating. Can’t read the number on the prescription bottle to reorder. Can’t read the amount owed on bills. Can’t read the due date for paying the bills. Don’t these organizations realize that some of their customers are oldies? Use larger print! Seeable colors! The easy answer? A magnifying glass. Oh, and yes, perhaps we should opt for paying bills online.
Wow. Amazon really hypes magnifiers with lights for seniors, emphasizing that they end struggling to read tiny print. The promo language also points out that these magnifiers are great for reading in bed without waking your partner, and are useful for parents and school nurses inspecting children for lice. Okay. Hadn’t thought of that. Bad image!
We’re oldies, but we do own a cell phone and have learned to use its flashlight to read menus in dimly lit restaurants. Carrying around a magnifying glass would be a bit embarrassing.
Not only has a magnifying glass now become a necessity to read fine print, a magnifying mirror has become essential paraphernalia. Essential for nailing those black and white hairs growing from our chins, those errant hairs emerging from our ears and noses, and those seemingly foot-long ones jutting out of our eyebrows! Yes!
Other visual challenges? How about coping with the glare from headlights while driving at night or sun reflections during the day? Yikes, those low, huge, setting suns are stunning…stunning in their ability to blind us! What’s happening? Those darn lenses are scattering the light as it enters our eyes rather than being focused precisely on the retina, creating an exaggerated glare. Listen for glare warnings from traffic helicopters. Really, weather reports include glare! Wow, who knew?
And, it’s tougher when we are going someplace we haven’t been before at night because reading street names in the dark from a distance is almost impossible. Love it when it is a numbered street. Easy, 112th comes after 111th. But, then they squeeze in a street with a name! Rude!
Got a giggle when older friends would jokingly say they only dated individuals who could drive at night. Thought they were kidding. They weren’t.
“Visual acuity” is defined as the sharpness of our vision. The test for visual acuity is our ability to identify which vile line of those tiny letters we can still see when tested at the eye doctor’s. We flunk. Who doesn’t need reading glasses at our age? Thank heavens the eye chart for drivers’ licenses is more forgiving, and we don’t have to wear glasses while driving.
We recently wrote about being both literally and figurative thin-skinned. Visual acuity is the visual equivalent. We can’t see some stuff, and we really don’t want to see some other stuff.
So our wrinkled wisdom for today? Make your ophthalmologist your best friend. Forget hoping for good grades on that visual acuity test. Can’t read something? Forget your pride and grab the magnifying glass. When searching for that least noisy restaurant table, check out the lighting, too. And, remember, the CEO of Uber said people won’t own cars in 10 years, so night driving won’t be a problem. Of course, it won’t matter to us since by then the kids will have taken the keys and put Uber/Lyft apps on our cellphones.