Wrinkled Wisdom – rite while u can

Alert!  The National Archives is seeking volunteer “Citizen Archivists” to transcribe and classify millions of handwritten cursive documents from the Revolutionary War era and beyond.  Who knew we have a “superpower” skill crucial for chronicling historical records?  Put that on the list of things AI can’t do!

We all learned to loop our letters into graceful, flowing words.  Yet, for much of the last two decades, cursive seemed destined to fade into history.  Many schools dropped cursive instruction altogether after 2010 when cursive was omitted from the Common Core education standards.  

Typing skills were the priority.  Hey, kids don’t need cursive for their phones and computers.  Their communication is dominated by keyboards and touchscreens.  Who cares if they can’t read grandmom’s note on their birthday card.

Interestingly, cursive is making a comeback.  Last year, 25 states began requiring some form of cursive instruction.  Supporters argue that research demonstrates that writing cursive is essential in developing fine motor coordination, which is crucial for overall brain development.  It reportedly improves memory retention.  That’s a big one for us!  Students will still learn to type.  We learned on manual typewriters.  We couldn’t be hacked!

Gen Zs have the least proficiency in cursive writing.  Approximately 40% struggle with or are unable to read and write in script.  They are being blamed for slowing down political election counts.  That’s because they don’t have a consistent way of signing their names.

More than 13,000 mail-in ballots in the last presidential election were rejected in Nevada because signatures on ballots did not match those recorded when new voters registered.  Could also cause some problems with check writing.  Gen Zs rely on digital payment apps and debit cards. 

We giggled when thinking…what will happen to handwriting analysis that indicates personality traits, emotions, and character based on the slant, size, pressure, and letter connections of cursive writing?  

You remember.  Rightward slants indicate emotional, people-oriented, and open individuals.  Leftward slants suggest reserved, introspective, or cautious personalities.  No slant implies a practical, logical, and emotionally controlled person.   Missing loops in letters like “y” or “g” can indicate a fear of intimacy or lack of trust. 

Whew!  Then we learned there is printing-only handwriting analysis.  For example, using all-capital letters can suggest a rebellious or defiant personality.  Duh!

Didn’t know there is a band called Cursive.  It’s an American indie rock band from Omaha.  The frontman chose the name after reading a book by V.S. Naipaul, which describes how British colonizers forced Indian students to learn cursive.   He likens the “tedious process of mastering cursive handwriting to the intense, serious discipline” the band applies to its music.   

Tedious or not, remember that some brand names of interest to kids are written in cursive letters.  Think Coca-Cola, Kleenex, Kellog’s, Wendy’s, Disney, and even Barbie.  Guess if they want a hamburger and a coke they’ll figure it out.

We found some funny cursive sayings.  Example: I’m writing in cursive so my grandkids can’t read this.  And, you may not be able to read a doctor’s handwriting and prescription, but you’ll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

So, our Wrinkled Wisdom for today?  Print your comments in the kids’ birthday cards.  Type up all the family’s favorite recipes; don’t leave them handwritten.  Don’t give away your fountain pen yet!  Be smug that learning cursive when we were young will help us remember stuff in our old age.  Fingers crossed!

Wrinkled Wisdom – Crosswords…Not Cross Words

We love crossword puzzles. They were a comforting friend and welcome bit of normalcy throughout the pandemic lockup.  We had no idea that crosswords were once touted as an antidote to dementia.  Wow.  But, not true.  Yet, some researchers think doing crosswords can delay cognitive decline by a few years.  Yes!  Many believe that working a puzzle daily helps keep our brains active, improves memory, and builds vocabularies.  We’ll settle for that.  They certainly helped ward off Covid boredom.  Less time to be irritated and, well, use cross words.  

Science also confirms that solving a puzzle in a group strengthens social bonds.  We have no shame.  We’ve asked bartenders, fellow diners, and middle-seaters, among others, if they can help us with an answer.  And, no fellow “crossworder” is a stranger.  One of our favorite stories involves a group of old men (we were much younger then!) at McDonald’s.  We asked if they wanted a crossword puzzle answer they were struggling with.  From that day on, they called us the “Crossword Ladies.”  We all met around the same time on Saturdays to tackle a puzzle.  This relationship developed into true friendships way beyond “words.”

We are so glad that Sunday dinner is back on the agenda.  It is de rigor to do a puzzle at our family dinners.  The kids were introduced at an early age to the joys and aggravations of the puzzle.  They love crosswords!  Also, luckily their brides either embrace or tolerate the puzzle.  Once we complete it, we google a blog written by an English professor under the pseudonym Rex Parker.   He opens by addressing the relative difficulty of the puzzle.  Then he comments on the puzzle’s theme, where he stumbled, and what he found annoying.  The annoying part is the most entertaining.  If you need to cheat, you’ve got all the answers from Rex.

Success with the puzzle is definitely improved by the various generations at the table!  Take one recent puzzle.  Who our age knows the name of a basketball game in an arcade?  Pop-A-Shot?  Huh??  Do any of us know what Sta4nce is?  Can’t even give you a definition after googling it.  But, we oldies nailed a number of answers unknown to the younger crowd. For example, they were clueless about the name of the heavy metal band that earned a Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award in 2019.  Black Sabbath!  Ozzy Osbourne rose to prominence during the 1970s as their lead vocalist. 

If it weren’t for grandchildren we might not know Olaf, the friendly snowman in Disney’s Frozen franchise.  There are techies in the family who help with answers beyond the obvious word “byte.”  And, some who know many of the sports answers as that is certainly not our forte!  Superman and Batman have been minimized by so many more superheroes that we have difficulty keeping up.  Not to mention the villains. While we took four years of Latin, it’s more likely French or Spanish answers the puzzles want.  We are pretty good with the gods and goddesses and mythology stuff.  Forget questions about recent movies.  Most are simply not made for our demographic.  

We find some clues silly, yet very hard.  Queen Anne’s lace?  The answer is “hers”?  What?  And, speaking of improving vocabularies, where else would we learn that a pismire is an ant or the source of the word pissant, a pejorative.   Or that an ort is a scrap of food.  

Another distraction for crossword fans and others is Hallmark Movies & Mysteries Crossword Mystery movies.  Crossword puzzle editor Tess Harper always finds herself swept into the investigation of a bizarre murder and unofficially teams up with Detective Logan O’Connor to find the killer.  

Let’s close with a little history.  Although similar word games can be traced back to Pompeii, the first known published crossword puzzle was created by a Liverpool journalist and appeared in the New York World on December 21, 1913.  An opinion column followed in The New York Times calling crossword puzzles “a primitive sort of mental exercise” and a “sinful waste” of time.  However, just two weeks after the bombing of Pearl Harbor, the NYT  Sunday editor sent a memo to the publisher saying, “We ought to proceed with the puzzle, especially in view of the fact it is possible there will now be bleak blackout hours—or if not that then certainly a need for relaxation of some kind or other.”  Guess we can all appreciate that take after the last year.

So, our wrinkled Wisdom for today?  Create a crossword group like a book club!  Meet once a week with friends and do a puzzle.  You don’t have to read the assigned book to have fun.  It’s immediate gratification.  It’s cerebral.   It provokes fun conversations about clues and answers.  Everyone can participate.   Do buy erasable pens, which are a thing.  Mistakes happen.  And, best of all, the puzzles come in large print!