OMG! Another month in lock up! We’ve been at home so long we can’t remember which day of the week it is and were shocked to realize that it’s July.
As the weeks slog on, many states are further easing restrictions. We can actually eat at a table in a restaurant, with physical distancing requirements limiting customers, of course. With bar seating gone, have to order food. We’d feel guilty taking a table to just drink and drink and drink. And, we can go back to the gym…by appointment only. Confession: we did get a manicure/pedicure.
Coloradans can now travel outside our immediate area to “recreate.” No, not recreate as in create something again like our pre-Covid lives. Think short “e” and accent on the first syllable. We were confused by the word; we can’t even find it in the dictionary. It almost sounds naughty. In this context, it refers to recreation. We can now head to our national parks and go camping. Stuff like that.
Reset! Our governor isn’t talking about more freedom for all Coloradans. He’s urging “older folks” to stay home. Screw that. We are loosening up and seeing family and some friends. Yes, we are being very careful, physical distancing, and washing our hands every chance we get. And, of course, wearing masks. Wait. The new acting head of the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency, a former banker, just warned governors and mayors that mandating face masks is an open invitation to hold-up artists and will lead to more bank robberies. And, we thought we were making a joke when we brought that up in a recent Wrinkled Wisdom!
Flour is back on the shelves. Too late. The novelty of baking is over. We’re just watching the cooking channel and ordering in. But, television is disappointing. We aren’t in the mood for violence, reality shows, and foolish characters we just want to slap. We want happy endings! And, have you noticed that everyone in the TV movies is standing way too close to each other?
Yes! AMC will open most of its theaters in July, but admitted it has “substantial doubt” that it can stay in business after shuttering all of its locations during the pandemic. One clever theater’s marque reads: No close encounters of any kind.
And, it’s going to get worse. Executives of major television networks are assuming that the dozens of series, whose production has been halted because of the coronavirus pandemic, won’t be returning anytime soon. And, no new shows. What about all of us couch-potatoing our lives away during the pandemic? Entertainment has become much more important in lockup. BC (before Covid), the conversation lulled if you asked someone what they were watching on TV. Now, AC (after Covid), what are your favorite TV shows follows the requisite how’s the family?
Will we change behaviors after this ends? Experts are saying we may never visit a car dealership again, because buying a new car is as easy as ordering groceries or takeout. Nope. If we purchase a new car, we will need lots of attention from the salesperson so we can learn about all these new safety technologies and turn off the annoying ones. Retail stores are filing for bankruptcy. That doesn’t necessarily mean they will go out of business, but…. More people are in the habit of buying their clothes online.
Will we ever shake hands again? When will we feel comfortable getting on an airplane?
So, our Wrinkled Wisdom for today? Okay, we admit it. We are currently out of wisdom. Just keep thinking this is like being 16 again. Gas is cheap but we’re grounded for talking back to the parents.
P.S. Our bank emailed us that June was Elder Financial Protection Month and we should all learn about scammers. Huh? We don’t need any tips to help protect us from fraud. We all know about the grandparents’ scam.
P.P.S. And AARP is warning about “sextortion” scams aimed at oldies. Sure, as if we’d fall for that one. Bet the kids would get a laugh though. No, the kids would definitely get a laugh!